Saturday, August 1, 2009

Did Mariah Get Ethered? lol



Eminem ft Mariah Carey - The Warning

Eminem released his much anticipated response to Mariah’s “Obsessed” video earlier today and everyone’s saying it’s the end of Mariah’s career.

Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect her to go balls out
B*tch, shut the f*ck up before I put all them phone calls out
you made to my house when you was wild n out
before Nick, When you was on my d*ck and give you somethin to smile about

How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don’t want Nick finding out
You probably think since it’s been so long if i had something on you
I would’ve did it by now, On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I’m mixing our studio session down
and sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the f*ck I do
Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do

and goes Nick too, you f*ggot
You think I’m scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I’ma sit and fight with you over some slut b*tch c*nt who made
me put up with her psycho azz over 6 months and only spread her
legs to let me hit once

I ain’t saying this shi*t again, ho. You know what it is.
It’s a warning shot before I blow up ya whole spot
Call my bluff and I’ll release every fuck*ing thing I got
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top

I think we can all agree that Mariah brought a knife to a gun fight. Her and Nick thought it was all fun and games but I’m sure they are no longer laughing. Now if I can find out the answers to a few questions I have my life will be complete:

In the record, Eminem says “Wanna hear something wick wack? I got the exact same tattoo that’s on Nick’s back”. Does this mean Eminem tattoo’d Mariah’s name on his back?

Are those her voicemails from like 8 years ago he inserted into this song? Who keeps those? Em does lol

And um… He referenced pictures. Does this mean we’ll see a Mariah titty in the future? And if so, will it receive more fanfare than the Rihanna titty?I’m just asking.. please please please lol

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